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BigFib #476 - Juicyness Quotient: 3 <<Last Fib   Next Fib>> 

"I work in the Pet Department at a small town Wal~Mart. In the Pet Department, we sell an assortment of tropical fish. It cracks me up at just how many people believe that since the great god of department stores, Wal~Mart, allows me to scoop their fish purchases into bags, that I must be the fore-most expert in the world on the care and maintenance of tropical fish. Since they believe I am this great expert, I often abuse their undying belief in my knowledge. Who am I to tell them that just because Wal~Mart sells a product, it doesn't mean it's workers know diddly-squat about it. So when I get questions like " Is it O.K. to put this Large African Cichlid in with my Tetras?" I answer with "You sure can!."

  By: Reid Turchi on January 30, 2008 - Views: 4161 - Rating:

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