Lying is good, and at BigFibs.com you can
get rewarded for it!
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"My name is Alli and I am a dynamic figure,
often seen scaling walls and crushing ice. I
have been known to remodel train stations on my
lunch breaks, making them more efficient in the
area of heat retention. I translate ethnic
slurs for Cuban refugees, I write award-winning
operas, I manage time efficiently.
Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a
row.
I woo men with my sensuous and godlike trombone
playing, I can pilot bicycles up severe
inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook
Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am
an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an
outlaw in Peru."
By: James Hughes on January 15, 2007 - Views: 5458 - Rating: 
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