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Lying is good, and at you can
rewarded for it!

BigFib #543:

"I attended a large family dinner party with my boyfriend at his wealthy sister's Florida mansion. The host was my companion's brother-in-law who was loud, obnoxious, and always pulling pranks. As the meal began, I started bragging about my 2 year college degree in professional duck-calling. Well as dinner proceeded, the others joked and teased me and didn't believe me. I stuck to my story and tried to look wounded at their laughter. By dessert, some began to wonder if I was telling the truth. I agreed finally to show them my professional, formal duck-calling technique. I cleared my mouth carefully of food and drink, patted my clothes smooth, pushed my hair back behind my ears, and slowly raised both hands up to cup around my lips. As everyone watched with skeptical or curious expressions, I gently but firmly gave my duck call: "Here ducky ducky, here ducky ducky!" It was a dead silent few seconds before everyone realized I got 'em all like prime suckers!"

  By: Marykay Chapman on February 06, 2008 - Views: 4450 - Rating:

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