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"One time my best friend got so drunk he
didn't know who he was. I told him he was
an agent from the CIA and he was supposed to
protect me from the mafia. He thought i was
telling the truth so he took a super soaker(i
guess he thought that was real too) ran out
into th front yard and started shooting all the
lawn decorations. One particular garden gnome
wouldn't fall over so he took to
"grenading" it with pine cones. He
also thought the porch light was a search light
from an enemy helicopter. The whole time he was
screaming "I'm an American! I will
kill on sight!" and humming the tune to
Mission Impossible. I did this all just for the
heck of it and realized I forgot to grab the
camcorder. What made this even more deliciously
hilarious was that he did this at 3
o'clock in the morning."
Steven Haus - 2007-05-21
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