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"Several years ago, I was married to a total
idiot. I got tired of him, he would not leave,
so I got creative. With the help of a friend
and some makeup, we created a very real looking
black eye and bruises on my neck and arms.
This took some practice, but we got it right
and even tried it out on a couple of friends
first. Then I contacted the police
department and explained that he had been
abusing me and would not stop. And if they did
not do something, someone was going to get
seriously hurt. The police showed up and
checked me over and I was a very docile and
shaking (was afraid I would get busted for
lying) victim. The police were very
sympathetic, offered to call an ambulance. I
told them the bruises were a couple days old,
and that I was afraid he was going to do it
again as he was mad at me. They hauled his
sorry butt to jail for the weekend. When he
got out, his stuff is sitting on the curb. And
that is how to get a divorce...hahaha."
Angela Hutson - 2007-09-03
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